Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Decoding Parentspeak

{What They Say} Let's do a playdate next Saturday.

{What They Mean} Will you please watch my kid next Saturday so I can get some free time to myself? I'm begging you!

{What They Say} We're so tired by the end of the day.

{What They Mean} We haven't had sex in ages.

{What They Say} He certainly has a lot of energy!

{What They Mean} Your kid is a hyperactive monster! He must drive you insane. I pity you.

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