I Have A Question

• Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

• Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?"

• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

• As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

• I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

CAN YOU COME UP WITH ONE??